I'm sorry to inform you but I'm dying.
Well, actually we all are, the only question is when is it going to happen.
Hop on over to Deathclock, enter some details about yourself, and your lifestyle, and the death clock will tell you when you are going to die (and how many more seconds you have left to live).
My personal day of death is Sunday, September 4, 2050.
That leaves me with about 1,426,230,327 seconds left to live.
Nice knowing ya'...